I've made a huge life decision and if I had $3000 I could embark upon it now rather than, say, six months to a year from now.
My cat dying was a big deal and it made me really scrutinize my situation. The current paradigm of Tim, aka the someguy in Someguy Productions, cannot continue. A new paradigm must be forged out of the ashes of the old. Unfortunately paradigms are expensive propositions in this day and age, especially when you've put yourself in debt by blazing your own trail and saying damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! When I first decided to, "Fuck it! I'm making movies!", moviemaking, even digital moviemaking, was actually quite expensive. None of this iMac and a $500 camera bullshit; I spent $1000 on an 18 gig harddrive! 18 Gigs?! That cost about 18 cents now! So I put myself on the debt pain-train and I'm still riding it.
About $3000 or so and I can start on a new path. Filmmaking/comedy/jackassery is still my love, but we're talking about making a living here. I need to do something else to win the bread or I will go insane. I don't want my dearly departed cat to be associated with a douche who works a douche job down in doucheville, you know? Plus doing something I love for a living would go a long way to helping with the comedy output, which also makes me happy. It's win win!
So I've got a plan and it will happen... maybe in a year, hopefully, unless I can somehow make an extra $3000 a lot quicker than that. How can you help? Well I get pretty decent traffic sometimes and if you read this, just take a few minutes to watch some of my videos that are hosted on revver and- now I'm not telling you to click on any advertisements, I'm just letting you know if you do I get... about 31 cents. Yeah, not much, but like I say sometimes I get pretty decent traffic and if everyone watched a video or two... well, I'd still be way away from three grand, but it adds up and every little bit helps.
Or send me a check for three thousand American dollars. Either way it's cool.
First, go to Flickr and look at pictures of Eggs. Think about what a great cat he must have been with that sweet little face of his so he may live on in the minds of men.
Second, go to Revver and don't watch that fucking ninja ask me guy, don't watch the freaking coke and mentos thing for the billionth time, rather search for "someguy" (no quotes) and watch videos made by me. Whenever someone clicks on the ad at the end of a video I get a few cents. Seriously, those freaking coke guys have made like $20,000 already- they got enough action. Same thing for the ninja and, come on... COME. ON.