Someone send me money. Some rich, fat bastard out there, just send me some freaking money.
Ooooooh my gut. Too much applesauce. Holy crap.
I need some money. I'm poor and broke and all I eat is applesauce.
You fat bastard. You're rich and fat and you won't send me... 5 thousand dollars? You fat bastard.
Karma!
Ooooh, my stomach.